Secret Society of Short Shorts

Mike & I have noticed a disturbing trend in our neighborhood: men in short shorts. At first it was just the neighbor across the street, mowing his lawn in teeny tiny cutoffs. Then it was the neighbor next door to that neighbor, also mowing his lawn in little Daisy Dukes. On another occasion a third, unidentified man walked down the sidewalk in front of our house, just taking a casual stroll. In short shorts.

We must ask ourselves, have we moved into an enclave of the Secret Society of Short Shorts? Or have we stumbled upon a fashion forward neighborhood so forward that even Heatherette has not yet caught the wave of man thigh mania?